"Wizards belong in towers. I tell you. They belong up in a craggy stone tower looking down at us poor mud racking mortals. That's their place. Makes me feel uneasy when one comes striding through the village all decked out in his flashy attire. Though the village he comes with a little lad at his tail babbling nonsense questions. Then a donkey with their baggage on it...and some sort of little thing...spout of flame it breathed I tell you no lies. Last up comes this hulking thing...Ogre I think..but too clean by far. Wooden chests bound to its back and up on its head too. I just stood there and stared and you know what? The bloody thing winked at me as it trudged past!"